Terminally Online
I HAVE NO
MOTIVATION
ALL I CRAVE IS INSTANT GRATIFCATION
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I WANNA DRAW ANIME TITTIES
BUT ALL I DO IS REFRESH THE SAME FIVE PAGES
HUSTLING THEM UPCUMMIES
THE BLANK PAGE IS INTIMIDATING
ALL I DO IS BROWSE
IS THIS EVEN A LIFE
AM PROBABLY BETTER OFF HANGING WITH THE COWS
OUT IN THE GREEN PASTURES OF OUTSIDE
CANT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO LIFT THE PENCIL
AND MAKE A MARK
RATHER JUST WATCH THE SAME VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
5 10 20 TIMES
OR WATCH THE FUNNY NUMBERS GO UP
ON THE FUNNY SOCIAL MEDIA
AND PRETEND IM ONE OF THE BOYS
NO MOM I WILL NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
AND GO LIFT OR READ A BOOK
AM ILLITERATE AND MY BONES ARE MADE OF PEWTER
THE PRETTY GIRLS THAT GRACE MY SCREEN
COME AND GO
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TOUCH MY PEEN
WHY MUST THE PRETTY TOMBOY
BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS
OUT OF REACH
WHERE I CAN NEVER TOUCH HER ASS
WHEN I DIE MY LEGACY WILL BE MOOT
NO WIFE NO KIDS
ONLY A BUNCH OF PRODUCT TO BOOT
AS MY BONES TURN TO DUST
THE MAN WILL COME AND TAKE MY STUFF
AND SELL IT TO OTHER CONSOOMERS AS HE MUST
AS YOU PAST MY FINAL RESTING PLACE
TAKE HEED OH STRANGER
DO NOT LET THE TENDRILS OF THE MACHINE
SINK INTO YOUR FLESH
GO LIFT, GET A WIFE, BUY A COW
DO NOT LET YOURSELF JOIN THE LEGIONS OF
THE TERMINALLY ONLINE
ALL I CRAVE IS INSTANT GRATIFCATION
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I WANNA DRAW ANIME TITTIES
BUT ALL I DO IS REFRESH THE SAME FIVE PAGES
HUSTLING THEM UPCUMMIES
THE BLANK PAGE IS INTIMIDATING
ALL I DO IS BROWSE
IS THIS EVEN A LIFE
AM PROBABLY BETTER OFF HANGING WITH THE COWS
OUT IN THE GREEN PASTURES OF OUTSIDE
CANT EVEN BRING MYSELF TO LIFT THE PENCIL
AND MAKE A MARK
RATHER JUST WATCH THE SAME VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
5 10 20 TIMES
OR WATCH THE FUNNY NUMBERS GO UP
ON THE FUNNY SOCIAL MEDIA
AND PRETEND IM ONE OF THE BOYS
NO MOM I WILL NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
AND GO LIFT OR READ A BOOK
AM ILLITERATE AND MY BONES ARE MADE OF PEWTER
THE PRETTY GIRLS THAT GRACE MY SCREEN
COME AND GO
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TOUCH MY PEEN
WHY MUST THE PRETTY TOMBOY
BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS
OUT OF REACH
WHERE I CAN NEVER TOUCH HER ASS
WHEN I DIE MY LEGACY WILL BE MOOT
NO WIFE NO KIDS
ONLY A BUNCH OF PRODUCT TO BOOT
AS MY BONES TURN TO DUST
THE MAN WILL COME AND TAKE MY STUFF
AND SELL IT TO OTHER CONSOOMERS AS HE MUST
AS YOU PAST MY FINAL RESTING PLACE
TAKE HEED OH STRANGER
DO NOT LET THE TENDRILS OF THE MACHINE
SINK INTO YOUR FLESH
GO LIFT, GET A WIFE, BUY A COW
DO NOT LET YOURSELF JOIN THE LEGIONS OF
THE TERMINALLY ONLINE